I miss being young. Not because the ride was so good, but because it was great living without a sense of how short the journey is.

Sweetie, I re-shelved thousands of books at my child's school. You know what elementary school students read? Harry Potter. Captain Underpants. Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Madeleine.

If you ever spent a moment in a library, you might have a point.

Happy Palindrome Day!
4/20/2024

Juno making damn sure that dishwasher gets fixed properly.

Because 'pro life'

I've only been able to check in here a couple times today, but the number of people I've seen nearly praising Mike Johnson and giving him any benefit of the doubt is making me irate.

Everything he does is calculated towards self preservation and making project 2025 a reality .

He's gonna self-immolate. Bookmark this.

.Lawrence O'Donnell talking about Trump getting a temporary Hazen Street address in The Bronx. 😂

And now for something completely different..

Stormy Landscape,1902-03.

Edvard Munch (Norwegian,1863-1944).

Your daddy was banging Marla after raping your mom and then banged Melania whilst still married to Marla and then banged a porn star while your brother was being born so I don't think it's Judge Merchan who is heartless.

Just realized I'm due for a jury summons and it's an easy bike ride to the courthouse.

Okay!! I know an intern Who is going to DROP her program over 25 hours!! She needs like 5 clients. Her program allowed her to start late. She can not afford another semester. If you need low cost therapy in Maryland dm me your email address i will send it to her. She is a mid

Two mathematicians having lunch in Paris see two people go into a building across the street. After the meal when they're having coffee they see three people come out. One remarks, 'If one more person goes into that building it'll be empty.'

'Helm there! Luff, luff a point!'

i’m probably not supposed to say anything but I got invited to join the Illuminati

Literally one of the most ignorant takes I've ever seen on this app, and I've seen 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔.

So Weisselberg basically has a kink that involves handcuffs and Rikers.

New Skype for Business Statuses:
Available
Busy
Do Not Disturb
Be Right Back
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Appear Away
GFY