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Jonathan

@Swedensky

Deep State attorney (ret.), news junkie, moderate, music lover, guitar player. Open minds welcome. DMs, echo chambers and virtue signaling discouraged.

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Hey, look at us! We're revolutionaries! We broke windows and took over a building! How hip are we, with our keffiyehs and important words! . . . Now FEED us! . . . Pathetic.

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My Texas family is giving Prozac to one of their dogs. This poor dog has been neglected for years. He is old, with a sweet disposition, but lethargic. Is giving antidepressants to a dog really a thing?

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If this tornado had hit NYC instead of Oklahoma, Christian nationalists would claim that it's proof God disapproves of progressives and Democrats.

If this tornado had hit NYC instead of Oklahoma, Christian nationalists would claim that it's proof God disapproves of progressives and Democrats.
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Wondering whether Columbia and other universities do any business with Chinese companies, because I don't see these students building 'encampments' to protest the oppression of the Uyghurs. . . . Maybe keffiyehs are just really cool to wear?

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No need to bookmark the product I was just looking up on Google, because I will be deluged with ads for this product every time I use my laptop. How annoyingly convenient.

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There is no silver lining to Kristi Noem's horrendous murder of a dog in cold blood, but if there were one, it would be that she probably took herself out of contention to be on the GOP ticket with Trump.

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Kristy Noem would shoot these beautiful little birds dead if she could find a small enough gun. And then she'd brag about it.

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Help me settle a dispute. My good buddy Robert De Niro says dropping names is 'tacky.' My other close friend Al Pacino says it isn't. Who's right?

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There is something fundamentally wrong with a political system in which approximately half of the people are rooting for bad things to happen to the country.

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Many of the college students protesting the Israel-Gaza situation want their 'voices heard' but would rather not have their faces shown. I guess they want to keep their employment prospects alive in case they graduate.

Many of the college students protesting the Israel-Gaza situation want their 'voices heard' but would rather not have their faces shown. I guess they want to keep their employment prospects alive in case they graduate.
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Trump supporters are true suckers. Convincing low income people to send their hard-earned money to a billionaire has got to be the equivalent of selling ice to an Eskimo. [Shaking my head in disgust emoji.]

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