This is why the Oklahoma school chaplain bill is a very bad idea.

Beginning to think that all those Tits in Bio bots are actually bots. Because, I haven't seen a real set of tits yet. Trust me. I have tits. I know what they look like.

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This set of Otagiri coasters with a case is phenomenal.

Just some cool things I bought today. Trust me, there's much more.

Is there a word for an object that encompasses what it is meant to encompass? I mean it more than just its looks. It feels like you want it to feel. The heft of it is what you expect. What is the word that expresses this?

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…

What are you drinking?

For me, Vodka and Fresca, on the rocks.

Crazy is spot on.

Vintage is such a cool, niche market. I love every aspect of it. Mid Century Modern is my jam.

Everything was still made with quality in mind. With an aesthetic that is simplistic and bold. It has a beauty to it. That is eternal.

Nightmare blunt rotation

It was probably my flannel pheasant shirt and fanny pack that made me look professional today. I love this job!

Look at this gorgeous terra cotta swan planter. Just a thing of beauty.

Per your bio, you are a 'communicator' first and foremost. Yet, you seem to suck at your job. Perhaps, you should describe yourself as a lowly worm. A sycophant unworthy of attention. It would be far more truthful. And, much more indemnifying.

At an estate sale earlier. A guy stopped me and asked me how he could find other sales today without just driving around. I showed him how. He said that I looked like I knew what I was doing.

I've turned pro.

Pro tip. If you have a stainless steel can opener and it is rusty and grungy AF, soak the metal part in vinegar for several hours. Maybe, overnight. Then, take a wire brush to it. Cleans it right up. It's amazing. Bought one the other day for $2. It's worth $30.

So many pretty things. So little time.