dying in a freak build a bear accident

We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much

Kinda hard to build emergency funds when everyday is an emergency.

and for the lady, perhaps a remote job that pays in dollars

When someone drinks a lot of Diet Coke you know that they have psychiatric problems

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

Sometimes I consider dating but I also sometimes consider veering into oncoming traffic so idk

hey sorry I didn't text back, life has lost all meaning to me

hate seeing astronauts having fun up there. floating around tickling each other with a feather. you should be finding a goo that kills all of us

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

My five year plan is to see how it goes

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

at least life wants to fuck me