I suspect Eddy Elfenbein and Jon Gabriel would get along like a dumpster — er, I mean HOUSE — on fire 🧐

I am so blessed to have had the opportunity to participate is celebrating the D-Day anniversary. We have to honor the incredible sacrifice of the Allied forces’ their bravery, especially the Americans, who turned the tide of World War II by liberating France. Seeing first hand

Ok, now it’s personal 🤬 #gutfeld

Because I begged and pleaded to be among all these other greats, they let me write for it, too.

IYKYK

GenX we have a very important mission: accept that half the shit boomers told us was true, and also forcefully reject becoming the new boomers.

So, for some reason Instagram has limited my ability to post anything under my previous account. Here is my new account. Please follow. Thankee! instagram.com/anthony.cumia?…

💚🤍❤️ Or 💚🤍❤️🦁☀️

What is it when somebody decides not to call the cops and instead abducts the burglar and sells their organs on the black market? Asking for ... comedic purposes in case there is ever a trial. lol, amiright, juror number 6? *menacing glare towards juror 6* You better acquit me.

I’ve made an Independence Day resolution. I will never again qualify my love of America with a variant of the phrase “it has its faults but..” We live in the real world and this country is as close to paradise as humans have ever experienced. It doesn’t need a disclaimer.

Larry David knew…

If you're not going to talk about entitlements, stop pretending you care about the debt. frankjfleming.com/p/unless-youre…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I am terrible at analyzing audience demographics.

Pretty much….

L’shana tova! 🍎🍯

This is for national security. We must acknowledge the Ottoman threat.

Thank you to @imao_ for the #Sora2 invite, and oh noooooo

🎶 Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too? 🎶

When President Trump lands shortly in Israel, he’ll be welcomed by a massive banner along Tel Aviv beach thanking him for bringing the hostages home.

10 am ET C-SPAN Tuesday Arlington National Cemetery hosts the 72st annual National #Veterans Day Observance. Highlights (C-SPAN. C-Radio)