It was fun while it lasted. Hope I made some of you laugh. hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/mich…

This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

Dear world, I win. Signed, Joel PS: Suck it.

Also, guys? Start dating a girl a week before her birthday. Then, when her birthday rolls around, you can be like “What? /I’M/ your gift this year.” It works about 22% of the time.

Not that she even has to try..

Good morning...?

Maybe not. I don’t know.

When Katy Perry and I voted “naked”.

This is an ℬʟᴀᴋᴇʏ appreciation post.

My lady at the VMA’s. Looking like a boss. #BossMeAroundAllYouLike

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVER! On this day, the best person in my life was born, and that makes this the best day ever.

//I don’t know if you guys pray, or believe in stuff like that, but throw one out there for me uncle, Frank. Please.

//So, I’m sorry for my extended absence. I went through the roughest patch of my life. I lost someone very close to me, well before I was ready to let them go. And I didn’t react well to it. I spent a lot of days drinking. Heavily. Hold tight to your loved ones.

But hi! I’m here. If you haven’t forgotten about me.

I miss you, ℬʟᴀᴋᴇʏ.

Yesterday was nine years since the debut of Community. This past weekend, I had a couple mini-reunions with the beautiful folks from that series. It’s always, always, ALWAYS good to catch up with them.

I’m so sorry to everyone. This time has been incredibly difficult. I thought I was ready. And I’m sorry that I suck.