You’re telling me they booked a landscaping company?!? Not the hotel?!?

Appearing on this show and getting to speak to Alex in person was damn near the top of my bucket list, as naive as that may sound. Hurts to lose your heroes.

The only friend I saw everyday.

Good thread

YMCA is such a hilarious choice for the soundtrack to his final walk to Air Force One

Rodgers I know the feeling

This is Luka Doncic’s second career 30-point triple-double in the playoffs. The only players with more are LeBron (15), Oscar (8), and Westbrook (6). Luka's played only seven playoff games overall.

My team loses: (logs off Twitter for 48 hours) My teams wins:

Pat Tillman said the invasion of Iraq was "fucking illegal" and abhorred the right-wing Bush administration, which later launched a cover-up about his death to suppress the truth that he was killed by friendly fire in order to turn him into a symbol for pro-war propaganda

early pixar: kids love toys, bugs, and monsters later pixar: kids love reminders that they will die

Harry Potter was a system quidditch player and would never have survived in today’s more physical era

Pretty weird that Republicans bring up 1984 every fucking second and then make laws requiring communities to report on each other if they notice anything the state doesn’t approve

Nobody hates the Cowboys more than lifelong millennial Cowboys fans who’ve never experienced the joy of being good but have been hated on their entire lives.

i'm a lifelong dallas cowboys fan

This was supposed to be the future of Dallas sports for the next 10 years 😔 #DallasCowboys #MFFL

🚨RANKED!!🚨 North Texas comes in at #22 in the AP Poll!! For the first time in over 50 years, North Texas football is NATIONALLY RANKED! #GMG