Jonathan Lance (@jblance) 's Twitter Profile
Jonathan Lance

@jblance

NOT a pompous, self-proclaimed PR/social media expert/guru/blowhard — YET. But, that is how I earn my scratch.

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Parody Cockwomble (@realdonaldrumpf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Kinky" Matt Gaetz is just a low-level grifter who only traveled with me on Air Force One once or maybe 17 or 32 times! We only ever talked about adoptions!

"Kinky" Matt Gaetz is just a low-level grifter who only traveled with me on Air Force One once or maybe 17 or 32 times! We only ever talked about adoptions!
Parody Cockwomble (@realdonaldrumpf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jim Jordan has given a very strong and powerful endorsement for my good friend Rick Gaetz! Nobody is better than Gym Jordan at being confronted with the clear evidence of sexual abuse and looking the other way. #PizzaGaetz #GaetzGate rawstory.com/jim-jordan-bel…

Woke Former Senator (@wokemitt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The fact that Matt Gaetz is one of the most prominent members of the Republican Party tells you all you need to know about the current state of the Republican Party.

Parody Cockwomble (@realdonaldrumpf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Many people are saying #MattGaetzIsAPervert. But because he is too young to join my #AgingPervertClub, I have suggested he start a #YoungPervertsSociety. cnn.com/2021/04/01/pol…

Parody Cockwomble (@realdonaldrumpf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What’s the point of going to Wyoming to troll Liz Cheney if you can’t bring a couple of Sugar Babies across state lines to party with you?????

Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Jeff Duncan: You are trying to use governmental power to punish a private business because you disagree with its views. Don’t you and other GOP legislators ever lecture anyone on #CancelCulture ever again. Hypocrite.

Mike Pence - Professional Mannequin (@vespertilioajr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but: - Someone is carefully leaking details about Matt Gaetz - He was being investigated by Barr and Trump obviously knew - #RonDeathSantis would pick the replacement if Gaetz resigns - Ivanka Trump wants a seat in Congress

Parody Cockwomble (@realdonaldrumpf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m asking all my #QAnons to ignore this #GOPPedoRing video by MeidasTouch and do what Gym Jordan would do when informed about rampant sexual abuse: LOOK THE OTHER WAY! Thank you.