Stop sending me jobs ads for London kitchens no one wants to live there anymore

The Rwanda refugee deportation policy is aimed at non European refugees only. It is a racist policy.

You wanna talk about wasted paper, we need to stop junk mail. It’s 2022. And rassclart pizza leaflets get dropped through my letter box every single week. Ima go downstairs now and I can guarantee there’s some bullshit in my letter box fam.

Why is there a new refresh sound? It lacks the authority and clarity of the previous one. Shit weren’t broke but they tried fixing it anyway. Now it’s broke

Can confirm that Crocs bistro clogs are an elite level shoe👞👌

Yet another example of a Tory ignoring their duties to justify their policies and suit their narrative. This is unacceptable but sadly unsurprising. If she agreed to meet she’d have to justify the Rwanda policy and she knows it’s disgusting

Being in the video for Duality looked so much fun. I want to do that to my house but it’s rented so I can’t really

Just done an interview on BBC Radio 4 Today. calling for Sunak, Truss & Johnson to urgently meet (they are part of same party after all) to come up with an action plan to urgently intervene in the disastrous predicted 77% energy price cap due Oct This isn't the time for a flaccid govt

This is not a conversation. It’s so obviously Peep Show and the others are nowhere near it

So many have loved this tournament, blessedly free from ugly coked-up maleness. No angry twisted faces. No abuse. No booing anthems. No fear. No violence. No flares put up arses; genuinely the beautiful game. Please never lose this. football365.com/news/equality-…

If. It. Keeps. On. Moving. It. Is. NOT. A. Price. Cap.

IMPORTANT Pls share In May govt announced decent help based on predicted 42% rise in the Oct to Apr energy price cap (that'd take a typical bill to £2,800) Now the rise for that period's likely to be 126% (£4,460 for a typical bill) Pls read why & my plea to the new PM Cont/d

Congratulations Liz Truss on your new role as Prime Minister. Right now, we need good, empathetic, speedy, responsible leadership to prevent crisis I (& I hope most) want to wish you all strength and judgement to do the right job, fit for the times, for UK people and the nation.

I get that this site communicates through jokes and also that lots of people aren't royalists. But this would be a good moment for restraint.

Twitter is my morning newspaper

3/4 - Three of the four highest scoring players in Europe's top five leagues this season aged 21 or younger are contracted to Arsenal: 15 - Folarin Balogun ✅ 11 - Gabriel Martinelli ✅ 11 - Jamal Musiala ✖️ 10 - Bukayo Saka ✅ Bright.

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200 nationalities, one NHS. Huge thanks to everyone who has dedicated their lives to caring for others.

New Banksy is fucking nail on the head 🔨 👏 Free Palestine 🇵🇸