SO THE WORLD WILL BURN BECAUSE AMERICA CANT IMPEACH AND REMOVE A CORRUPT DEMENTED PEDOPHILE TRAITOR 🙄

RT if you miss having a President with a functioning brain.

Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men.

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.”

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

9 years ago. Hillary Clinton warned us: “This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes – because it’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.”

The world is on edge today because of this fucking moron. He’s a felon, a rapist, a pedophile now threatening to wipe out a civilization. A special “FUCK YOU” to his enablers and the 77 million who looked at this ignoramus and said, “Yep, that’s our guy.”

I'm supposed to clap like a good little seal because the Strait of Hormuz was opened back up... exactly like it was before we attacked Iran? Only now gas is more expensive, billions of taxpayer dollars have been wasted, and American lives have been lost? Nah, I'm good.

This should be mandatory viewing. The bill is about voter suppression, not safety‼️

Three marriages, multiple affairs, got wife #3 pregnant while married to wife #2, and paid $50k in a sexual assault settlement

If you miss a court date you go to jail but the former attorney general can just not show up for a congressional subpoena and it's nothing.

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

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Just 20 minutes before Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open—Someone dumped 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures. A $760 million bet that oil prices would drop. Orders far larger than anything else in the market at that moment. They made a fortune. But somebody knew the

Trump. Is. Manipulating. The. Stock. Market. So. His. Billionaire. Friends. And. Himself. Can. Earn. A. Lot. Of. Money. Simple as that.

I had a nightmare that I fumbled Michael B Jordan. My married subconscious must've made that happen 😫

Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic

These fantasy dreams are depressing. This time I was living with Kendrick Lamar.... and his damn wife and kids. WHYYYY?! I had no opportunity to shoot my shot. I was just up in there being a good friend and shit....

I’m leaving the Capitol at 4am after Republicans rammed through a vote paving a path for $70B to fund ICE for years without any reforms/accountability. They rejected all Dem proposals to lower your healthcare costs, housing, and gas prices. Spread the word. We need to stop this.

Trump has skipped EVERY correspondant's dinner across his presidencies. Except this one. And all of a sudden there's a shooter in the lobby Ok.