This is the little shit that set fire to Miss Selfridge in #Manchester - Someone *MUST* know him. twitpic.com/63l3yw twitpic.com/63l3yz

My latest blog post via Latitude The changing face of retail: I will shop when and where I want to : ht.ly/7gCSS

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put The Dalmore King Alexander III from Master of Malt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

@wildeh first come first served?

Latitude blog: Is native advertising another buzzword for 2014? latitudegroup.com/blog/is-native… @wildeh #nativeads

Not ideal for my Warrington commute a leaky cup, cold, flat white from Pret

Inspired - Thank you Emma. Gender equality is not a women's issue, it's a human rights issue. HeForShe bit.ly/1r1V2jA

Dear #whiskysanta I’ve been really good this year, please may I have this from the chaps Master of Malt masterofmalt.com/whiskies/yamaz…

Shocking customer service BT. I cant use wireless router due to fault and ur fault team want to charge me to replace it! #lostcustomer

Shocking customer service BTCare. I cant use wireless router due to fault and ur fault team want to charge me to replace it! #lostcustomer

#bestwife RT @wildeh: Master of Malt yay thank you. Jay Patel will be pleased

#BagThisBottle! RT & Follow both Master of Malt and Woodford Reserve for your chance to win! masterofmalt.com/Blog/post/BagT…

#BagThisBottle! RT + Follow both Master of Malt and Drinks by the Dram for your chance to #WIN! masterofmalt.com/blog/post/bagt… #giveaway #competition

#whiksysanta might not have delivered just yet but MBP has! Literally cannot wait… instagram.com/p/BNRUOt_jJ0J/

Come back on twitter after a while and notice there's no Robert 🇺🇦. WTF!? His spamming device must be broken.

Off to my datacenter I go. 2 servers decided to loose a disk, quite conveniently at the same time.

Watching Transformers 3D tonight. Might pee myself with excitement!

Absolute nutters at Vue cinema. Didn't manage 2 get tickets so illegally downloading a film instead to watch at home. #orangewednesdayfiends

Suckling pig at Latitude Summer party. Yes please.. http://lockerz.com/s/124407158