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Hi kids. Back in my day, the goal for a TV show was to produce 100 episodes in 5 years as efficiently as possible. To adjust for streaming inflation, today that goal would be reached after 10-12 seasons of a show, and likely take over 15 years. Wild. Tech companies broke TV.

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Best comedy advice/ worst comedy advice. Who wants to guess the comedian? 😈

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That “just talk” shit is almost always a trap

Jay’s so smart

So many films could be music videos nowadays cause you didn’t spend enough time on that story and character development. 😬

The push for faux authenticity onstage has ruined many a comedian I know it’s not cool to try but you’re doing standup, you’re already very uncool The desire to not tell jokes onstage is one that should be beaten out of ppl

The Jay Agenda if i wanted to hear the occasional one liner sprinkled into a winding monologue about mental health or gay ennui, I’d go sit at The Exley

And one HUGE mistake ppl make is forgetting that the minute you get onstage in front of ppl nothing is “real” all of the conventions of private speaking are suspended