i’m listening....

every year i spend upwards of £100 for Spotify to call me a fucking fag

there’s no vaccine for jealousy!

I have the face of a Pixar dad and the ass of a Pixar mum

are you guys all having fun playing Student Government on this pathetic website

What I hate most about Twitter is that sometimes I’m forced to agree with someone whose avatar is an anime fox

Canva is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it

a lot of you are just too old to be fighting on twitter

When you score a goal in the euro finale that’s amore

The bar for queer art has never been lower

i can fix him

Sorry boss, I’ve not managed to do any work today 😞 I’ve been fighting the urge to abuse my colleagues for their protected characteristics 😞

“Welcome to Manchester, we do things a little differently here” and it’s just 20 small plates restaurants that serve Burrata

if you’re gooning and i’m baiting, then who’s flying the plane!