every time i go to long island i think i see alexia’s son frankie like 20,000 times

ppl that hate williamsburg sorry do you not like shopping??

cock and ball torture department

just save your breath about jojo siwa.. do you think a lesbian with a speech impediment gives a fuck what you have to say?

reported the account 'poo crave' the other day sorry but we've given twinks too long of a leash... we cannot live in a world where everyday is april fool's day

The Sphere should be one of the seven wonders of the world

tom schwartz pays $4,500 a month for his shitty apartment in the valley?? donald trump if you see this please save us

love the new subgenre of documentary filmmaking that is Women Complaining

SPF gets in your eyes and burns for like 8 hours... not something people like to talk about

don't need to see the words 'gym crush' ever again... we get it

charli xcx’s music only sounds good when you’re drunk driving… someone had to say it

a few years ago everyone was like “did you actually know qatar is pronounced cutter?” and i was like okay…

sometimes i feel awkward being alone at the gay bar but then i remember the weird guy at Nowhere with headphones and an ipad who was drafting threatening emails and sending fake anthrax to the bar and no one really cared about him so

did kyle maclachlan suffer a traumatic brain injury recently or something...

“is there a sale on three wicks today?” -me at the bath and body works/white barn 15 minutes after opening

when i saw a french connection t-shirt that said 'FCUK' for the first time

the thesis of every ice spice song is like… everyone loves me bc i crap my pants?

should prolly quit twitter again

the B in LGBT should stand for Bald

coachella seems amazing?