*shifts baby Kaidan in his arms* You are getting big, kid. Can't wait till you can stand and learn to hold a gun. *grins*

I should buy a Mother's Day gift. Where's the closest liquor store? Because I don't want to remember doing anything nice for Mother, Tali.

*sets out a toy Mako for Kaidan to play with* Careful, bud. *he watches Kaidan roll it around and giggle* Yeah, I miss the Mako too...

*sits back on the couch as Kaidan plays with his Mako toy* So quiet out here, now. *closes his eyes to relax*

If anyone wants to attend, there is a dance party at my apartment.

And by "wants" I meant has to.

Let's change it up.

The Vega and Ash hook up is slightly uncomfortable.

This is not aloud on my Ship!

Vega can't date Ash until his traps shrink and he stops the roids.

Expand my horizons.

I know it's been a while everyone.

Miranda Lawson That's the reason this happens:

Get lucky. #ShepMotto

You follow me because I'm pretty. It's way too obvious.

I missed all of my crew. Even Javik's rotten smell.

Well, Shit

Can't believe Liara clean all our pockets at Poker. Even Kasumi's...

Not cool, Liara.

Remake me a Mako someone?