I've been drinking since #N7Day13 to pregame for #N7Day14 because I'm dedicated like that.

#N7Day14 Oh wait, I had something for this. Danger Zone. Nailed it.

The best part about #N7Day14 has been not free falling from space. Again.

Liara, I need you to leave your office so I can watch Blasto XXIV: Blasto Saves Margarita Day. Yes, it is more important than your work.

Seriously, Liara, you have way too many monitors.

I'd rather go on another suicide mission than face another Monday.

Just a reminder that thresher maws are scarier than dragons. Unless they're space dragons…

Here's a post I wrote about why history is awesome. nerdybookclub.wordpress.com/2014/11/11/his…

I'm onto you, Vega. Crashing that shuttle on Mars was your way of trying to get out of being the DD for the crew.

Dragons are lame, Tali. Wait, Blasto killed dragons in Blasto XIV: Blastopocolypse? Okay, killing dragons is cool. But you're lame, Tali.

I'm coming for you, darkspawn. Boom, self-phrasing! Wait… Eww.

I only love my fish. And Blasto.

Knowing Mother this is definitely a lie. I'm going to go throw up on Tali's terminal now.

Garrus, I don't know what the hell swag is but you definitely don't have it.

@ryan__warden I am so ready to get DAMP.

@ryan__warden @ReidBuckmaster That's what I always tell Liara.

I told Liara that we eat pyjaks for Thanksgiving just so she wouldn't show up. I am now thankful to get more of Ashley's pie.

Cyber Monday is like Geth Christmas, right?

Liara, buy every fish you can find that's on sale for Cyber Monday. Because the ones I got on Black Friday are already dead, that's why.

I'm pretty sure I can save the galaxy with nothing but my tactleneck and ryncol. And my fish. I can't do anything without those little guys.