What I would give to be inside the mind of my friend Caleb #cbear #ourspecialfriend #spareparts

#buttstuff

“I was drunk, didn’t know what was going on. Next thing I know my dick is hard and wet.” -Caleb #cbear #spareparts #ourspecialfriend

“If you’re blackout drunk you can’t see”-Caleb Brandt

“White rum is so good I can still smell myself flying through the air” -Caleb Brandt #fykyk

Somebody got irresponsibly drunk last night bet you can’t guess who I’m talking about

This is the longest I’ve went without having a charge from TouchTunes.

Everyone else getting rain is cool until a brother (that farms completely separately) tells you he got over an inch and you got .20. #siblingrivalries Don’t get me wrong I’m still happy for him