Jaycie Paulson (@jayciepaulson) 's Twitter Profile
Jaycie Paulson

@jayciepaulson

alyssa jackman or die

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calendar_today22-08-2015 03:36:50

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. (@march03rd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i genuinely dk how the fuck am i supposed to have kids...ur telling me if they suggest getting ice cream for dinner and picking up another dog on our way back i have to say no and act like thats not a great fuckin idea lmfao sorry im not fake

Jaycie Paulson (@jayciepaulson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Happy 22nd Birthday kyleigh. Thanks for always being my bad influence/hype man, even when you live 1,000 miles away. We haven't taken a pic since hs, probs too busy going for endless drives. I love you to pieces. Thanks to your mom for giving me you. Gosh, we were weird.

Happy 22nd Birthday <a href="/KyleighBarker/">kyleigh</a>. Thanks for always being my bad influence/hype man, even when you live 1,000 miles away. We haven't taken a pic since hs, probs too busy going for endless drives. I love you to pieces. Thanks to your mom for giving me you. Gosh, we were weird.
Jaycie Paulson (@jayciepaulson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My friend's boyfriend ditched their dinner date on their one year anniversary to run errands. Like if you think she should leave him.

Brad Culp (@bbculp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Activities with low risk of contracting COVID-19: -Running -Petting your dog -Cycling -Playing with your dog -Rewatching Breaking Bad -Looking at your dog -Puzzles -Reminding your dog that he/she is a "good dog" -Open-water swimming -Replying to this with a picture of your dog(s)

sav (@averagecupofjo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i truly don’t understand how couples cuddle while they sleep. give your partner a kiss goodnight and turn opposite directions like an adult

Samantha (@samiroske) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My friend didn’t text this guy (that she had only been on one date with) back for less than 24 hours... why are men literally psychotic 😟 Twitter do your thing

My friend didn’t text this guy (that she had only been on one date with) back for less than 24 hours... why are men literally psychotic 😟 Twitter do your thing
Jaycie Paulson (@jayciepaulson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Only thing I miss about HS is writing myself a note, forging my mom's signature and getting the fuck outta there. I dont think my boss would fall for that now.