Based

real

(flirting) bro

“Fuck around and find out” is always used with a negative connotation, when honestly just fucking around and seeing what happens truly sounds like a beautiful life, if done well

btw being kind is hot

People hate when your reality is their performance.

sometimes a bad bitch just needs to sit by the sea

she hated him so bad 😭

“listen to your body” my body wants to take drugs until I can’t see anymore can we listen to somebody else please

I’m not good at reading how people feel about me romantically. You really gotta write me a 4 page letter and enclose it with a kiss.

Literally what spring feels like psychologically:

If Pam Bondi thinks that she doesn't have to show up and testify before the House Oversight Committee about her cover-up of the Epstein files just because she got fired — she has another thing coming. We subpoenaed Pam, regardless of her employment status. We expect to see her

4 years ago, Miley Cyrus covered Madonna's 'Like a Prayer'

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you

Damn bro

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh