No thanks, 80s boxy dogshit can stay in the past

The SR71 might be the most beautiful thing to touch the sky

The most often wrong casual take They removed it because it was so damn OP Crossbows existed during the 3rd Crusade and well, well before it

People cry historical accuracy about the Odyssey when this exists. Although it’s likely just to make it appear hit while filming real and R/C planes, the Spit pilot popping the Heinkel’s exposed radiator was a real 1940 tactic.

Over a decade later, people still debate whether Assassin's Creed Unity was the last true AC game or simply a disaster, but most ignore the fact that its tech was years ahead of its time. Take how the system handles NPCs for example. It's not just about a bunch of random NPCs

Queue the music bois

Yes they are justified because if you think AC1 has slow parkour then that’s a skill issue. Try side ejects, back ejects, vaulting, etc. Climbing straight was slow because it wanted you to explore movement mechanics. New AC parkour is dumbed down a nauseating amount.

1928 huh? Interesting what happened the next year. I wonder how much people living in Hooverville’s cared about “rugged individualism” before FDR bailed out the entire country with the “warm collectivism” of jobs and social security. Y’know, caring for thy neighbor.

Hello beautiful

Ah yes the high tension gameplay of making a spicy Twitter post in GTA London

You deserve eternal damnation for the completely unnecessary harm you’re gonna bring upon children and families. Free Oswald and fuck this whole administration.

This is the type of thing that can prevent disasters. Remember kids, you can’t pull over on a cloud at 30,000 feet.

Hell yes

My boiling lava hot take is that it’s good at neither It needed a more fleshed out political/economic system to be interesting as a Viking game It needed significantly more to be a good AC game despite an otherwise solid story lore-wise

Had a raccoon that I would feed with my outdoor cats. She was chill and wouldn’t even fight with the cats over food. Love raccoons