Well it looks like I’m a Wizards fan now! Ball out @Dan_G33

People won’t shut up about the hoodie. store.barstoolsports.com/products/that-…

I had a dream I forgot to wear my new work shoes to work...

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. I LOVE THIS TOURNAMENT

MADNESS

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not gonna lie. I kinda wanted UCLA to edge Gonzaga out

Suggs to the table after hitting the buzzerbeater. Legendary @stoolbenchmob x.com/RakeATeener/st…

GONZAGA SAYS GOODNIGHT Bullshit Sportsbook

i’m in too deep

My man @Dan_G33 is making a difference out there!

I would let @Dan_G33 have mine but it’s about a foot shorter so he would have to take both

PUT IN BORTLES

KJ Jefferson appreciation tweet.

For those of you who missed the unofficial announcement or who were *understandably* waiting for the official one to make sure it’s not some sort of practical joke: here you go. As I’ve said to some of you, this is God’s amazing and undeserving grace on full display.

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

FINAL: Astros 6, Yankees 5.