Woke up to a friend saying “I keep getting all these golf ads after googling Saudi Arabian blood money” and Imma just sign off social media for the day because I don’t know what can follow that

BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago. Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.

FINALLY the Dems start throwing first punches.

Damn, she’s good

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Gonna start a band. We’ll only play Police covers and call ourselves ACAB.

Out of 14 college majors polled, Americans with a degree in accounting (29%), computer science (33%) or marketing/communications (36%) are the most likely to say there should be laws regulating how professors speak about certain topics in the classroom. today.yougov.com/topics/politic…

@upstaterica Old (=Soviet Era) Russian saying: "Every tenant's association meeting sounds like a disquisition on Hegel, and every discussion of Hegel sounds like a tenant's association meeting." Oh brave new world...

Was at evensong tonight and there was a chirping that sounded exactly like a tamagotchi. I was annoyed the person wasn't turning off whatever their device was but mostly I just wanted to snap at them "JUST CLEAN UP ITS POOP YOU COWARD." #90sKid

Besides the extreme shoddiness of the piece, I'm still scratching my head as to why The New York Times would tap a linguist rather than a music theorist (or at least a musician) to review @philewell's new book.

4 of 5 stars to Eleutheria by Allegra Hyde goodreads.com/review/show/56…

"You tongue along the edges of your teeth, the roof of your mouth,/ You depress it till the back of it flattens and relaxes. Right now,/ Words are unimportant." From "I am Getting Sentimental for an Imagined and Unlikely Future" Poetry by Jason Storms greatlakesreview.org/one-fell-swoop/

Really excited to have a couple new poems in the latest Great Lakes Review. Thanks to Mitch James for giving these a home.

Having to eat at Jason Aldean’s bar for work and really disappointed I had too short notice to get a jason's old account shirt beforehand to wear

Excited to have my archival poems in Michigan Quarterly Review live on their website now. sites.lsa.umich.edu/mqr/2023/12/di…

Know what’s unrealistic about Home Alone? Joe Pesci not calling in a favor with the mob after all that shit Kevin pulls on him.

That was Nestor's worst night since he convinced Patroclus to wear Achilles' armor.