Jason Haefner (@jasonhaefner) 's Twitter Profile
Jason Haefner

@jasonhaefner

Marketing guy, Illini fan and fitness enthusiast trying to be a better person everyday.

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calendar_today15-07-2008 21:29:25

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Super 70s Sports (@super70ssports) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Mary, I’m putting the patio furniture on my head.” “You’re what?” “Listen, bitch, I’ve smoked 138 Newports today and I’m putting a chair on my head.” “Richard, you’re scaring me.” “Put one on your head too.” “I don’t see why that’s …” “DO IT. NOW.”

“Mary, I’m putting the patio furniture on my head.”

“You’re what?”

“Listen, bitch, I’ve smoked 138 Newports today and I’m putting a chair on my head.”

“Richard, you’re scaring me.”

“Put one on your head too.”

“I don’t see why that’s …”

“DO IT. NOW.”
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College athletics' great reformation is chaotic. But #illini AD Josh Whitman sees the disruption as opportunity to turbo-charge his programs forward and to "outthink, out-strategize, out-execute our competition." "We see this as our moment," Whitman said 247sports.com/college/illino…

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🇺🇸 Tickets for Troops 🇺🇸 In recognition of our Military Appreciation Day, Bret Bielema and his family have pledged to match tickets donated by Illini fans to fill Memorial Stadium with veterans, active-duty military, and their families. Donation Info: fightingillini.evenue.net/item/F25/VET

🇺🇸 Tickets for Troops 🇺🇸

In recognition of our Military Appreciation Day, <a href="/BretBielema/">Bret Bielema</a> and his family have pledged to match tickets donated by Illini fans to fill Memorial Stadium with veterans, active-duty military, and their families.

Donation Info: fightingillini.evenue.net/item/F25/VET
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“Honey, you’re home! How was your big weekend with the guys?” “It was great and I don’t ever want to talk about it. Margaret, look at me. Never fucking ask me that again.”

“Honey, you’re home! How was your big weekend with the guys?”

“It was great and I don’t ever want to talk about it. Margaret, look at me. Never fucking ask me that again.”
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If you lose to Georgia Southern with Big 10 recruiting and say “I took the wrong job” and say you took a job you didn’t want, then it’s your fault. Stop making excuses