Fair

LOVE travelling. HATE flying.

in Toronto this is a $105 dish

I didn’t think Twitter likes going private would change the tweets I liked but it has 😂

starting this off with “please don’t jump me” is crazy

Nobody can make me act up anymore. I will leave before I have to stop being the kind loving human being I am. Please.

how can people talk so much - me (a yappologist)

I’m sorry I know this is a serious post but “don’t be the reason someone didn’t eat today” is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m so happy God kept me alive long enough to see Breaking Bad honestly

Actually authenticity is

This is somehow nostalgic

no revenge because I got money to make

Real men never want anything in return for their acts of service. & that’s why they deserve everything ❤️

The older I get the more I believe in love

Depends on your definition of cool tbh

Me:

I really want Taylor Swift’s boyfriend to win. I just want her to be happy ☺️ #SuperBowl

Nothing like the sun setting at 5pm to make a terrible day even worse #BlueJays #WorldSeries

The Olympics should be like Love Island. You don’t know what anyone is saying online until after you leave the village/villa #Olympics2026

The day I turned 30 I realized that all the stuff I was trying to change about myself in my 20s was never a problem. & that was the most beautiful/heart breaking thing ever 🤍