Odysseus was not moving like Id be

i’ve been putting my sunglasses up there like an idiot.

When I poison the milk to catch Santa and find my dad lying on the kitchen floor (Santa killed my dad)

Flying into a Nightreign match

No glove on the throwing hand in case niggas need a QB. You can’t fool me, Thomas Edward

I woulda gotten fired if I replied to you in that group chat

Enough 😭

He’s forgiven

Shoutout to the guy who was watching the National Championship with his wife and said 'Holy shit that's Abella Danger' and then got absolutely torn apart for the rest of the 4th quarter before getting exiled to the couch (it was me, I'm that guy)

Then they be like “cant believe they got yall working today!”

that establishment would know me on a first name basis

😭😭😭😭

“New Jersey Net I am”

I would’ve invaded the country myself if they took Bron

I wonder if she likes younger dudes who have no money

I just busted out laughing omg

I’ll NEVER understand why LeBron did this 😂

Tomorrow on Bob Does Sports… LeBron James joins the program

LeBron James definitely watched Fasoli crash that golf cart

That’s tough.