me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day:

when I tell you I couldn’t sleep for like a week

Thinking you are too tired to wash your face is actually the devil speaking to you

oh to get back to the 2012 tumblr born to die era

me and my lover if we were both fish and going on a date

Soy:

Girl Queen Charlotte would cut her a nasty check!

me after logging into work and finding out the global IT outage hasn’t effected my company

literally me the second it hits september

they’re defrosting

As soon as September hit I just genuinely felt so happy. I can feel the chill in the air so that means fall is upon us. Don't mean to exaggerate but Happy Halloween🎃

bitch October is halfway over and the leaves still aren’t fucking orange and it’s still hot as hell outside wtf is happening to the planet

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lane kim im so sorry for what the gilmore girls writers did to you

Not everyone needs a podcast. Please make it stop.

i need summer 2025 to feel like this

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn