Drew Samia should be working at Kwik Trip... holy fuck ☠️

Day 69 without sex: bought 17 apple pies from the orchard

I sneezed really hard with my mask on... and my tooth blew out of my mouth but my mask caught it obviously... CRISIS AVERTED BITCHZ

Just another Sunday getting royally piss pounded in fantasy football... I should try going to church or vacation bible school

Tua Tagovailoa went back to the field and he’s sitting around the 15-yard-line in full uniform. It looks like he’s soaking this moment in. On November 16, 2019, Tua suffered a potentially career-ending injury. On October 18, 2020, he threw his first NFL passes.

Joe Biden confuses President Trump with George W. Bush: “because of who I’m running against…George, ah, George”

This is one of the funniest pics I have 😂

I told myself Sunday I’m going to take a few weeks away from alcohol consumption..... it’s only Wednesday morning and I want to drown myself in a 5 gallon pale of busch light

Fuck off

Honestly I can’t get over the fact that governors are now telling us how many family members we can have in our own homes and a lot of people are happy to go along with it. It’s insane. I don’t think we even appreciate how insane it is. Words can’t describe it.

GOOD MORNNINGGGG TWITTER WORLD, I am back after a 6 month hiatus, big dick swinging, Florida bound, piss drunk, LETS GET FUCKED UP ALCOHOL MY ONLY FRIEND

Top O Linemen and QB sitting there and you pull this shit

WHO DID THIS? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #SKOL

Biden just said it’s Elton John’s fault for why we spent $6 billion in taxpayer dollars on HIV/AIDS. WOW 🤣

She's done

Will Ragatz I don’t know who made this, but it’s forever accurate 🤯

Yeah not sure if Max Anstie should have said this. But it’s hilarious!

Being healthy is “far right.” Holy fuck.