One thing I would say is when we come out the other side of this, I would gladly pay more in tax for every member of the NHS and public service to get pay rises.#heroes 🙌

If Boris Johnson thinks we can “send the #coronavirus virus packing” in 12 weeks how can he justify taking such extraordinary sweeping #EmergencyPowers for 2 years? 🤔 I am genuinely puzzled & will be co-sponsoring a probing amendment on this issue

“I don’t want to see any of you out there, I run my toe up the crack of yer ass” #janeygodleyvoiceover #nicolasturgeon #COVIDー19

A wee Corona related, Fife spoken word poem I recently entered into a competition. Give it a wee watch and listen, it might inspire a smile or a thought in these crazy times. Covid 19 We're Coming For You youtu.be/j2OZxoSkmnA

CONFIRMED: If u left a job after 28 Feb, that old employer can rehire you to furlough u. So if needed ask. We knew this worked for those made redundant, but Treasury's just confirmed to us, this is allowed for those who left voluntarily (eg for a new job). Tell those affected

Coronavirus. Anyone can get it. Anyone can spread it. Stay home. Protect the NHS. Save lives.

I’ve just finished a 12.5hr shift on ITU. I held the hand of a dying man as his distraught relatives can’t visit. Four other nurses did the same with their patients. Now tell me again how fucking hard it is to #StayAtHome because it’s sunny outside you selfish pricks.

Could not be more spot on. I've never seen as many people in my estatein years

Wanna feel old? This is Calvin and Hobbes now

Cunts will be cunts will be cunts will be cunts

Boris Johnson: I owe them my life. NHS: You owe us fucking £350 million a week.

Pls RT & help find Peter Ross who has been missing since 8am yesterday morning from Saltcoats/north Ayrshire area! He has taken his car which is in the picture below, a Blue Ford Focus ST Any into pls contact @policescotland on 101 or drop us a DM

Motor Neurone Disease is a truly horrible illness. MND Scotland stand to benefit from this auction so please share as much as you can. Thanks MND Scotland MotorNeuroneDisease

Good luck to Heart of Midlothian FC, who play FC Zurich in #UEL play-off 2nd leg action tonight (8:00pm kick-off). RT if you're backing Hearts! ❤️

Dear Liz Truss / Rishi Sunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's The Martin Lewis Money Show Live discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

Friend left for uni and suddenly WhatsApping or texting you for money on a new number? It could be a scam. #TakeFive and check they’re really who they say they are. A phone call to the number you have in your contacts should do the trick.

Why is Boris Johnson on holiday? Parliament is not in recess. How was he representing the good folk of Uxbridge in the Dominican Republic? And people seriously believe he’s committed to running the country.

Strikes are being banned because they 'inconvenience the public'. So when are we banning homelessness, hunger and two-month waits for a GP appointment?

This is just unbelievable isn't it? bit.ly/3Y6UopK

WARNING. THIS IS A SCAM BY CRIMINALS TRYING TO STEAL MONEY. PLS SHARE. This is frightening, it's the first deep fake video scam I've seen with me in it. Govt & regulators must step up to stop big tech publishing such dangerous fakes. People'll lose money and it'll ruin lives.