And this just barely scratches the surface.

'After I put on my bathing suit, you must not look at me until I get into the water.' 'Why not?' asked Frog. 'Because I look funny in my bathing suit. That is why,' said Toad.

There’s a George of the Jungle 2. Don’t make the same mistake I did, it’s terrible.

in a toxic relationship with putting away my laundry

My 2 year old snuggling me “you aren’t the worst mommy in the world” …. Thank you? I think?

Me all day, everyday.

I was just woken up by a shit-smelling hand on my face and the words “mom, does it smell like I got poop on my hand when I wiped my bum?” So ya…Take that birth control today.

(2/4) The Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine will now be named Comirnaty, the Moderna vaccine will be named SpikeVax, and the AstraZeneca vaccine will be named Vaxzevria.

Hey Roku Support , since your update on September 22 my Netflix and Prime apps won’t work. I’ve tried every trick in the book 🤔 please help.

Anyone else have the time on their phone go back this morning instead of next week? Great (late) start to the morning. Thanks Bell 😅

Spicy Doritos are the most underrated and unappreciated of the Doritos family. They deserve more love.

Told my 5 year old he looked tired and he replied “if the other kids weren’t up screaming bloody murder in the night, I wouldn’t” …. Me too kid

I need to lie about my eta by 4 minutes for some reason

The part of the covid virus that suppressed my hunger has buggered off and now I am ravenous.

The hardest part of having covid is not kissing my babies 😭 when my oldest tested positive the first thing he asked was if I could snuggle him again 🥺

Nobody: Shaina every 10 seconds: #LoveIsBlind

“Are you feeling rested after the long weekend??” Me:

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