J H πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί (@janhoffski) 's Twitter Profile
J H πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

@janhoffski

Geek. Feeling tiny and insignificant in the beautiful, amazing universe.

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Philosopher Bean (@beanphilosopher) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Lidl US My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day. Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.

Dear <a href="/LidlUS/">Lidl US</a> 

My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day. 

Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.
J H πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί (@janhoffski) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Started listening to Buffering the Vampire Slayer a few weeks ago, the song for Lover's Walk is my fave so far! Love listening to this, wish I could join in and talk about my favourite show πŸ’—πŸ§›

Hugh Grant (@hackedoffhugh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.

J H πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί (@janhoffski) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I journeyed through the world of #HisDarkMaterials and discovered my daemon is a hooded crow! You can find out what your daemon is too by clicking below. cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce544b…

bob stanley (@rocking_bob) 's Twitter Profile Photo

C**ts Are Still Running The World by Jarvis Cocker would be a very suitable Xmas No 1 for 2019. It needs to be bought by Thursday - it’s already at no 29. Please share. facebook.com/groups/6189553…

Ben See (@climateben) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What the newspapers aren't screaming about is Arctic sea ice disappearing for the first time by 2028 triggering a sudden destabilisation of the planet’s climate and a rapid acceleration of global warming resulting in catastrophically hostile new conditions for most life on Earth.

What the newspapers aren't screaming about is Arctic sea ice disappearing for the first time by 2028 triggering a sudden destabilisation of the planet’s climate and a rapid acceleration of global warming resulting in catastrophically hostile new conditions for most life on Earth.
Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My message to Sajid Javid today : Remember you are now the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care - not the minister for selling off our NHS or gifting contracts to your mates in banking and finance.