“The Gang hacks the New York Times”

as far as bathing suits are concerned- the more ass showing, the more expensive

lets not pit two queens against each other

me (21) getting lunch with a friend (25)

what’s interesting about Aritzia is they have no problem robbing you blind

ill eat an eggo waffle plain idgaf

I drink everyday to evolve our species to be able to drink everyday

Federal crime

remi loves when i walk him a few beers deep, i let that dog sniff anything, aint no dog sniff better than him

they banned smoking indoors when i was too young to fight back. what did our elders do? like lambs to the slaughter, they let it happen

favorite part of ratatouille is when he turns the stove down with his feet

Ima be honest if I got $100 to my name I will go buy a $80 seafood boil and not give one fuck fr

my brother offering me his juul - “do you smoke computer cigarettes?”

sydney sweeney making boobs cool again

bagels should be free for girls

showing my dad a photo of a friend who I’ve known for over a decade and who he has met multiple times

Any room can be a panic room if you'd just give me a fucking second