Had gas today In the office 😱

I feel like me joining Twitter just made the world a better place!

My 13 year old yelling at me “Mom! Pancakes!” has me picturing him as Will Ferrell on Wedding Crashers yelling “Mom! Meatloaf!” #nopancakesforyouson

I’m not sure why I’m not twitter famous yet? I’ve been on here a good 3 days and BEYONCÉ Kevin Hart The Ellen Show Kim Kardashian Blake Shelton Parker McCollum Koe Wetzel Willian Ferreira James Corden Snoop Dogg these just to name a few haven’t started following me yet.

Harrell to Crabtree. Beard to Clarke. CHRIS CLARKE #4:1

Why am I so excited about this movie? 🤔

Anybody know how to get abs in one day??

AWESOME. Texas Tech Athletics is on FIRE this year. Texas Tech Track & Field is now your NATIONAL CHAMPION. Go Texas Tech Track & Field. This on top of the Championship game played by Texas Tech Basketball. And the Tech baseball team is doing well. This is the year of #WreckEm. Texas Tech University

Touchdown Eagles! #30 ’25 ATH Troy Thompson Troy punched it in in retaliation to the cardinal early lead! Cardinals 15 - Eagles 14 Texas Private School Media | #txhsfb FWC Athletics LCCS Athletics

INTERCEPTION Wagles by #30 ’25 ATH Troy Thompson Troy! Texas Private School Media | #txhsfb FWC Athletics LCCS Athletics

Touchdown Eagles! #30 ’25 ATH Troy Thompson Troy Cardinals 25 - Eagles 42 Texas Private School Media | #txhsfb FWC Athletics LCCS Athletics

#30 ’25 ATH Troy Thompson Troy Did great this game! Knows how to handle the football! This guy is great! Texas Private School Media | #txhsfb FWC Athletics LCCS Athletics

TD AND INT LATE IN THE GAME FOR THE EAGLES LCCS Athletics very own Troy got a rushing TD to take back the lead, then a late interception by Pitts might set LCCS up for the win! LCCS 28-21 Grapevine Faith 3:56 4th Q