It is so cool to see similarities to my family / growing up experience in a person running for president. “You need to learn how to cook instead of videotaping me” is so on brand both in the spirit of the message and the phrasing.

The fact that Mike Sutter is willing to include the worst is 💯

YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS WOULDN'T BE INSANELY POPULAR IF IT WAS SOLD AT BALLPARKS ACROSS AMERICA ALL THE TIME?

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone

Me looking at my P. Terry's

They’re not wrong though

there’s nothing wrong with having a banh mi for lunch and then a second, different kind of banh mi for dinner. this is permissible and in fact quite emotionally evolved

Banh mi is crazy it’s like here’s the best sandwich of your life and it’s $11

They’re definitely on to something with this one.

Extremely relatable

Texas football is 22 and 7 under Bobby Chesney as Dean of UTexasLaw with wins over Michigan and Alabama and one mullet attempted and the same mullet reconsidered (not the Dean’s mullet).

Have always wanted to try one of these

Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping

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.The Dumb Zone substack day one is a thing, right Blake Jones Dan McDowell Jake Kemp??

I hope people are finally done calling Cowboys fans bandwagons because not a soul would choose this

Me too me too me too - bata.bsky.social

Got thissssss close to trying to meet a real life Sirois this evening but they were leaving an event I was at and I didn’t wanna be *that guy* - glad to see SIROIS Cash Sirois supporting an excellent cause.