Great job guys, you stood up against racism until some racists booed you then you instantly gave up.

Kids will be like "How do you think you're gonna die" and then do a cartwheel

no arrests, just vibes after a long day of terrorism 😛

What came first? Prince, or the cocktail? Asking for a mate

Anyone else just sat around waiting for new Hukae slappers??

interviewing leader of interviewing the country for not vs. influencer responding to outbreak in Dubai of a deadly virus appropriately and costing lives

in an alternate universe the burger king tweet simply said "burger queen" and got 2.7m likes

He does what?!

Less time playing politics aka feeding literal starving kids because the government refused to. This country legit needs a revolution we are led by heartless monsters

retweet & reply to this tweet and i will add a watercolour displacement map to your profile picture like this 🎨

People like to shit on THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK but this transition is still undefeated

Don’t blame Me, I voted for Jeremy Corbyn. Pass it on.

bet they’re filming chocolate week in the bake off tent today