Top 5 feelings as a male 1. Flushing an iron shot 2. Taking a shit bear naked 3. Warm water on the razor while shaving 4. Having the paycheck hit 5. Getting a blowjob

beer

James took some time off but is now back. I hope the 260 is ready for this.

gods greatest soldier couldn’t even go through the pain i am experiencing right now

one man vs their situanship in siesta

Tax return #marksmith

8/10 burger over a 8/10 chicken sandwich but a 10/10 chicken sandwich over a 10/10 burger…stay with me now

just drunk texted the ex …now we can blame this on alcohol or april fools. think smarter not harder

safe to say that the ex was not over me…i wouldn’t be either though

gay son over thot daughter any day of the week

Only tranny I fuck with. Happy Easter

the 260 will feel the wrath of james the toucher. tonight i start leaking everyone

You drink white monster to wake up I wake up to drink white monster We are not the same

Suddenly the sky is clearer The sun is brighter The grass is greener The air is fresher Life is worth living again

Bapple was in stock this morning Heavy on the was

Sittin courtside tonight

Bapple this, bapple that. I know what I’m welcoming summer in with. Ball up top.

Moving from my bed to the couch to continue doomscrolling