Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

Tech bros now just openly pining for the fascist. ‘Deny Marine Le Pen her victory’. Sheesh.

This is going to be like the time the Americans discovered chip and pin

Incredibly niche humour. And I'm absolutely here for it.

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Yeah, screw passing the Bar exam. If any LLM can explain the rules of Root, that's the truest sign of intelligence.

Campaigner wins Freedom of City award for her disability advocacy in London but can't receive her award because the stage wasn't accessible...🤦🏼‍♂️ bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

'We just "ask questions"' is such predictable double-speak from rich racists with lawyers keeping them on the right side of a jail cell.

To post this shit during the week when Musk and Twitter have played a HUGE part in mobilising the racist, hate-fuelled mobs riotting in the UK is really something.

This cannot be repeated too often. Such a vile, hateful racist. #FarageRiots

Just taking a moment to chuckle and Reform using "beachhead" -- ya know, the tactic of landing small boats on beaches -- to show their apparent success.

Laura Kuenssberg has cancelled her interview with Boris Johnson after mistakenly sending him her briefing notes, as this could give him an unfair heads-up on questions like “Do blondes have more fun?” and “What’s the best thing about going on holiday?”

As frustrating as it is being a Sonos customer at the moment, I just tried the Ace headphones and... 🤯🤯 Incredibly comfortable and just outstanding sound quality vs. my Sonys (admittedly, older XM2). Quality Assurance has dropped but Sound Quality absolutely hasn't.

You can keep your Morrissey and Marr, and your Gallagher brothers - somebody should be sitting Rob Grant and Doug Naylor down together and asking them to sort their shit out, and getting them to write some new material. When they were together, they were *supreme*.

Wtf, Xbox UK just emailed me saying my prices for Game Pass Ultimate are going up by 36%. ...did I miss some big announcement? That feels extortionate.

labour minister questioned about historical trump tweets

I remember watching Lost Highway at the cinema as a kid. Helluva introduction to film but it always left a lasting impression on me. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…