teaching your kids "hard lessons" was forgivable during the Economic Gigaboom but if you're still doing this during The Age of National Rape you're just a fucking asshole

Rob Perez your owner will charge 3 cents per complaint btw

I’m actually gonna go insane

Tanking reform is class warfare. Tanking teams have cheaper tickets, thereby making the game more accessible to families. Silver's vision of the NBA is two 39 win teams playing in front of 18,000 corporate rent-seekers and middle-men, without a real fan in sight.

The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.

You “lobster too buttery” people have never had a woman who didn’t respect your refractory period and it shows

Wasting your entire life can feel daunting. Just focus on wasting one hour at a time and you'll get there

Cold Pop Tarts and toasted Pop Tarts are actually in different food groups

Cars check engine light turned off on its own. Remarkable how cars are able to just heal themselves the same way humans do. I guess weren't not really so different huh.

they are toasting their bread salads in this image

Do you know what day it is today?

PVP capture the flag lobby just dropped

why are cowed and sheepish the same thing

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

Jaden McDaniels vs Nuggets

"Open with a full frontal lesbian orgy". "Thank you Shirow-sensei for your input. We will consider it".