This is Roger. He gets jealous of his human baby brother. Acts out by stealing pacifiers and demanding to be held. 12/10 would meet these demands

This is Ozzie. He wanted to share his panda with the other dog, but it turns out the other dog already has the EXACT SAME PANDA. 13/10 h*ckin suspicious

Us after a college football Saturday:

Crazy person attacks Republican Congresspeople: blame the crazy. Crazy person sends bombs to Democrats: blame the Republicans.

My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10

Friendly reminder that everyone that voted Republican is not a racist piece of shit and everyone who voted Democratic is not a liberal snowflake. Not listening to each other and associating character with political alignment is what got us to where we are now.

This is Lana. She tried her best. Almost had it. 12/10 would build a bridge for next time

Acoustic Tour is happening. Dates coming Monday.

thank u, next

I’m just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hungry for some Chick-fil-A

This is Maui. That is his yogurt bowl. He is kindly requesting more yogurt. 12/10 of course sir right away

Guys just look at Bentley

BIG MOOD!

“My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin”

😅 x.com/BleacherReport…

The Bible. As told by "The Office." A Thread.

This is Louie. He didn’t want to miss the great bubble migration. Only occurs every few years. Managed to eat a few. 13/10 good boy Louie