Rode to the pub and back tonight. It was ace and I should do it more. I could do with a lighter lock though.

A reminder, should you be in need of a smile, that eggs were once called ‘cacklefarts’, penguins were known as ‘arse-feet’, umbrellas as ‘bumbershoots’, and sausages as ‘bags of mystery’ because you never quite know what’s in them.

Fantastic thread

Another old poll for you Sir Robert Syms

Wait a minute, we’re supposed to NOT detest the people that caused this?

Please give this a look, especially if you’re a bloke. Little things can make a big difference. 👇 theguardian.com/commentisfree/… Sport England #thisgirlcan

The completion of Delft’s network in 1987 was a watershed in Dutch bike planning. Rather than individual isolated routes, officials built a cohesive grid that enabled travel from anywhere to everywhere. The number, distances, and diversity of people cycling increased overnight.

Did you know this? #railstrikes

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.

It was brilliant to show Chris Boardman CBE from Active Travel England around the West Midlands last week. “This isn’t about cycling. This is how you improve a nation’s health, this is how you help people travel cheaply. This is transport equity for kids.”

You won’t get to see Gary Lineker on Match of the Day on Saturday night But don’t forget to tune into Lord Sugar on the Apprentice. 9pm BBC1 every Thursday!

"The Dutch are the most physically active on earth, on average getting 12.8 hours of exercise per week... Good infrastructure in the Netherlands plays a big role in how active they are, as the average resident cycles more than 1,000 kilometers per year." researchmoneyinc.com/article/health…

WATCH the video for ‘SEBASTIAN’S GONE ON A RIDEALONG’, the second single from my new album, featuring Jacob Rees-Mogg in his first dramatic starring role as Sebastian. WARNING: This song features what the BBC call VERY strong language. Which means the C word. Share! x

Another cracker hey Sir Robert Syms ?

Farewell Andrea Jenkyns 👋 [sound on]

Farewell Johnny Mercer 👋 [sound on]