Hi. I’m Kekius Maximus (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).

Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.

The richest man on Earth is a 12 year old boy trapped in a lizard’s body

Elon Musk And there it is, he purchased this platform to tilt the election toward Repub’s. It was never about #FreeSpeech.

Wait. Elon endorsed Republicans AND shared a picture of a Nazi soldier? So he’s exactly what we thought he was.

How it started. How it’s going.

I wonder if Elon realizes that Magaidiots & Qrackheads weren’t the ones who were buying his Teslas.

🤔

Not even the bottle to apologise properly; what a small man he is.

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