Don't worry still me, this Jason mask just looked the tits

"I don't know shit about fuck" - me in Web3

Rocking some old Asking Alexandria merch at the house today, feel like it’s been a min since we printed sweats. Who’d be down for a new design? Or I’ll tell you what let me know in the comments what you’d be down for us to print on. It can be anything…cos let’s be honest not

Update: I was unable to find a xenomorph whilst exploring caverns in Texas 🤷🏻‍♂️

Christmas came early this year, with four more certified gold singles! Wow! Kinda lost for words tbh, this’ll be six golds over four different albums 🤯 Totally over the moon! Feeling really grateful right now, my family is loving and supportive, my friends are badasses that

See out 2023 right my friends….drunk, do it drunk. We should do this really drunk 😘🤘🏻

“Feel”

Cheers to 10 million “Psycho”

My oven told me I have bacon mode downloaded this morning…is this real life?!

LFG!!!

happy “hump” day

Dune 2 was fucking sick! I’ll be off to see it a few times

Last night was such an amazing return to Australia, I love this country and I love enjoying music together 🤘🏻

If you make “marry me chicken” for someone, but you are in fact married to that someone….what would it be called? (Not expecting serious answers)

Beer pong should come with warning signs when you’re in you’re in your mid thirties

Ten points to anyone that can guess the theme of this Birthday party we attended over the weekend

Full clip up on tiktok.com/t/ZP8JYXrLJ/

First show in 20 days!…. askingalexandria.com

Cheeky warmup