Jacob Totton (@jaketotton) 's Twitter Profile
Jacob Totton

@jaketotton

4th generation farmer in Midland, NB 🇨🇦 Tweets are my own untill I'm famous then they'll be whoever pays me

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calendar_today17-10-2012 01:39:16

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After looking for a car on Kijiji I’ve learned one thing. People need to learn to put oil in their cars, the amount of *needs motor* ads are unreal

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Grocery shopping online and noticed #atlanticsuperstore messed up and put Silk under the dairy section instead of the nut juice section 🤔

Grocery shopping online and noticed #atlanticsuperstore messed up and put Silk under the dairy section instead of the nut juice section 🤔
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This pandemic has really narrowed down what professions are absolutely necessary. Truckers, agriculture, most tradesmen, healthcare professionals, etc are all still employed (honourable mention to liquor and weed stores staying open under this state of emergency)

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Pandemic tip #37: If you get pulled over by a cop just start coughing aggressively without covering your mouth to avoid a ticket #nolawslockdown

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Me: Like all animals, we inevitably have some cows that die... Employee: No, Im not coming to work if you have a tiger on the farm...

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Day XX of quarantine: Talking to my dog and cows all day everyday. So everything is the same as BC (before Covid). I’ll update if the animals start talking back #CanadaCovid19 #farm365

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Told my jersey to cut the sass. She took two steps back, stuck her tongue out and shook her head at me... Now I don’t speak Jerseynese or anything BUT I think I just got told where to go and how to get there #sassygal

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How do I explain to my non english speaking co-workers that them licking my butt when I turn around is sexual harassment? #workingfromhome #withcows

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It’s amazing the amount of people that will risk their lives to pass a tractor with oncoming traffic just to save less than 2 minutes. Be patient, most farmers will pull over and slow down for you to pass when it’s safe. Don’t risk your life and others

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I just threw away a week old salad kit, and ate a three year old frozen steak. Tell me again about your sustainability story.

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I imagine hell as a field full of rocks that you have to pick and every time you’re done it gets cultivated again then you have to pick rocks all over again and again and again forever... or maybe that’s farming not hell #RocksReproduce

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You know, I was patient with all the Arbonne girls on my feeds until today when they started sharing a photo saying that milk was filled with hormones and antibiotics. False information and a lack of knowledge on a product you sell is poor business practice 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🐄

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2020, where TV commercials tell us that our dogs need food made with real meat and less filler, while humans need fake meat with all filler.