Ain’t no way

If I knew my son was going to whine nonstop about how hot the car is I would’ve turned the baby monitor off before I went inside yankee stadium

this was in the newspaper the week after the Watergate break-in, BY THE WAY

black folks encouraging black folks >>>>>

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it ‘hasn’t even started filming yet’ but i’m simply too seated.

bad and naughty horses get the elmer’s glue hat

unplugging the fridge at a houseparty>>>

there's so many ppl that genuinely don't realize they have free will it's kinda absurd, like why are waiting on a crosswalk signal when there are no cars coming in your path? just cross the street its ok i promise

Each NFL teams best and worst-case scenarios:

this public defender discourse is making me realize a lot of you are just not particularly smart

Orange juice is really good until you remember…

i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob