Finally on the Twitter, wifi's slow here as Tommen's wanking up stairs #kingslandingproblems

Bronn and I away for the weekend #shaggingslaves #makingraves

Keeping up with the Starks, ohh wait #RejectedTVShowSpinoffs

King's landing will be holding a Incest competition. I've entered my sister Cersei Lannister #Keepitinthefamily

SISTERS SHAG THEIR BROTHERS, WE ALL HATE ONE ANOTHER, MY BROTHER SHOT MY FATHER, THE LANNISTER FAMILY

Well this explains a lot... #GameOfThrones #GOTAtlantic

If this happens, the internet will break.

#Waystoruinadate announcing your ex is also your sister @Cerse_Lannister

If I lay here. If I just lay here. Would you lie with me and just forget the world? #JonSnowPatrol

But until then we hate you.

#ReplyToASong "I wanna know what love is" having sex with your sister next to your dead inbred son Durmuş Alkan