Oh man I’m so drained of life

i acc don’t get how you can dislike pasta

why am I always buying outfits with no where to go, but when I have somewhere to go I don’t have an outfit? Someone explain pls

Pasta is truly one of the best things ever created

i’m trying to save money in september so don’t ask to make plans because i have no will power and will say yes

me sending my eighth ‘sorry my replies have been so bad lately’ message knowing full well i’ve been like this for over a year

“What hoodie and legging combo am I going to wow them with today” - Me every morning

Don’t know wether to hang the Christmas wreath or myself at this point

Cutting pizza with scissors >>>

receiving flowers is such an unmatched feeling

I have 3 speeds of responding: 26 seconds 3 business days The point where it’s too disrespectful to acknowledge

does anyone else get overwhelmed at the thought of replying to messages? like I do want to reply but I just don't have the energy to type replies out? idk man

my replies are absolutely terrible, i’m sorry to all my friends 😭