‘someone check on club chalamet’ someone check on ME i need a ventilator please

i’ve been a ysl libre girl for years but i’m getting so sick of them putting up the prices, why is it so expensive to buy some liquid that smells nice? big perfume is evil

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

the thrill of getting to see your long distance bestfriend again is unmatched. i get to see rachael again in two weeks since the last time i saw her TWO YEARS ago?!? like a kid at christmas

less than 2 weeks till shauna is here and we’re watching the met gala together and judging everyones outfits

and when the world needed him the most he returned

i know a real tortured poet when i see one

being on twitter as a non taylor swift fan the day that one of her albums drops is the equivalent of jury duty

just incase anyone’s wondering if you have three coffees on an empty stomach with no sleep for 2 days there’s a high likelihood you’ll puke your ring up ! can someone time travel back a few hours and tell past shauna this pls

“summer is here, mitski season is over!” you fools. on SUNNY days she goes out walking….the streets are lined with TREES…..some of us yearn even in the dead heat of july!!!!!!!! it is ALWAYS mitski weather

if i die play the addams family theme song and if i don’t wake up to snap my fingers on the beat you’ll know i’m really gone

if they don’t renew heartbreak high for a season three i am so scared of the person i will become. i am a shit tv enjoyer what can i say and it’s some of the best shit tv i’ve seen in years

I hate when girls say they love to travel or enjoy physical touch. Those are both fouls. We will lose the game

you can take the dubliner out of the northside but you can’t take the northside out of the dubliner. the americans will simply never understand barry keoghan and his ‘gerrup ouveh’ instagram stories to their full extent

booking nyc and nashville with shauna