Anyone else think about the time in your lives where you could listen to heartbreak songs without anyone’s name popping into your head?

Don’t settle for eye candy when you can have soul food.

I’d like to thank my liver for consistently performing like a D1 athlete

Check out the link in my bio for my cute handmade jewelry and other fun stuff :)

Some of you don’t pay $500+ for your own apartments just to not sleep there and it shows.

My whole tiktok feed is dog training videos at the moment and I love it. Never had a dog tho

Key to a healthy relationship is to differentiate between want and need. I WANT you but I don’t NEED you. With that mentality, there’s not much to dwell on. Stop overthinking it. You guys are together cuz you both WANT to be. Also, talk about how you both handle money.

My biggest flex is that Jimmy Rex follows me on Instagram.

michael jackson’s pronouns are he/he

Just reread my old tweets, and let me be the first to admit that 2019 was NOT my year.

Me: You don’t have a crush, you just have ADHD, boo. They gave you attention and you’re just hyper-fixating on them. Also Me: What’s the difference again?

this is me listening to @KidCudi

cals in jail, fez in jail, ash is dead, they taking everybody out huh #EUPHORIA

Anyone got a spare $1000 laying around ?? Asking for a friend

Finally paid off my vodka cran from last month. God is good 🙌

“ela pediu um ESPRESSO não um CAFÉ COM LEITE”