You know what? Let her cook.

laid? some of us just need money

Yeaaaa the literacy crisis is why people don’t understand satire, exaggeration and humor

Give this DJ a raise!

I wish I can get a free bag of PTO

Threatening me with a good time.

Parking at hospitals

Gestures that make you more elegant and feminine.

After you breakup, you’ll lose your lover and your friend. 2 different people.

The real flower girls love more than just roses!

Smile bc it's about to get real good! Like the best ever.

if i invite u to my world don’t blow it babe

I fell in love with this sentence: “Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach.”

Oh we know!

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so im tryna figure out why yall got so much to say

“I have a boyfriend” doesn’t stop them, “I’m married” doesn’t stop them. But “I love money and expensive gifts” that one always works

Wish a nigga would 😂😂😂

REPEAT AFTER ME: I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life!

If we not touchin when we sleep imma think its beef ian gone lie