remember when my mum cleaned my room and found my poppers

Why is it impossible to get green beans at the minute

Day 628273 in lockdown, just put on sun cream to smell like I’m on holiday

Spending the evening painting with a glass of gin and music on very loud has become a hobby I’m not sure how I’m gonna come back from

What a perfect time for the neighbours to buy a drum kit

Finally some good news

All I want is to be able to go for a walk round any supermarket and buy my own shopping lol

Thought I’d at least get outside to go to get bloods done but NO they’re sending a nurse to me

If I got my dad anything from bodyshop for Father’s Day I’d get a punch in the throat and it’d get thrown in the bin hahahahahaha

I CAN GO OUT FOR A WALK WITH SOMEONE FROM A DIFFERENT HOUSE I COULD CRY

I hate baths so much I don’t understand how I’m meant to be comfortable like how am I meant to position myself

Toddler next door’s just done a massive shite in the paddling pool and the whole family has descended into chaos hahahhhahaha

What have I just found on Youtube😂

Sorry but the new zodiac signs makes me an Aries and that just doesn’t sit right with me

Wonder how many one direction duvet sets are coming out of retirement today

Smashed the target and then some in the first day for my #MyBridgesChallenge ! Thank you so much to everyone who's donated so far, lets see how much we can get it to in the next month! 💜justgiving.com/fundraising/ja…

£40 spunked to merseyflow the thieving bastards just to cross a bridge all I can see is red

STOLEN FOOTBALL EQUIPMENT FOR COMMUNITY CLUB‼️‼️ At Leeds Hyde Park Football Club someone has broke in and stolen all our equipment and kits! We are devastated that someone is capable of doing this, please donate to the link if you can😪 gofund.me/827fc544

marge simpson when homer gets back from moe’s and starts strangling bart again: