you’re either tapped into the tea or chopped into the cheese

ancient humans looked at the sky and stars and said “that’s where we go when we die”

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smoking weed when you have a cat must be so nice like damn I'm high and oh my god hi baby meow meow

ice spice needs to revert and only wear a burnt orange hijab

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singing “do they know its Christmas?” but not about children in Africa, a continent where almost half of the population is Christian, but about my cat who doesn’t seem to understand that the word became flesh and dwelt among us

being a barb in 2025 feels like what it must be like to be a freemason

learning mandarin not to join american “tiktok refugees” on other chinese apps but because i just found out the average rent for a full 2 bed apartment to yourself is what i pay in london now for 1 bedroom in a flatshare with no livingroom and a small kitchen

i’ll never forget my mum saying “why the fuck would you buy those pedophiles a second house” in regards to paying TV license

Catholicism is cap

i ended things with him bc of this

definition of get off the cross ladykins

Your flesh will embarrass you